Not sure how much my Kindergartener knows about getting married, let alone having a relationship with a girl. According to him, three of his friends have a crush on a girl in their class. Two of them tried kissing her and got in trouble. One of his friend didn’t try to kiss her like the other two, but declared that he will have a wedding to marry the girl.
My little guy had barely climbed in the car when I picked him up from school when he excitedly told me about how he was invited to his friend’s wedding. I wasn’t sure he said a birthday party or a wedding.
Him: Mom, I have to make wine for the wedding.
Me: Wedding? Ok, do you know how to make wine? because I don’t.
Him: Can you take me to the store to buy wine?
Um… I’m not sure where this is going. Let me go along with it and see.
Me: Sure! Do you have money?
Him: YES! I have a lot of money in my piggy bank. (mostly pennies:)
Me: Do you want to spend all your money for your friend’s wedding?
Him: Yes. I already told him that. (What a good friend!)
Me: Does the girl know about the wedding?”
Him: Not yet. (What?)
At this point I’m about to burst laughing out loud but tried not to hurt my little guy’s feelings. He is so excited to help his friend out. I would hate to pop his bubble by telling him about the boring grownup stuff that needs to get done before a wedding. It might be way over a Kindergartener’s head.
I at least told him that they are not old enough to drink wine or get married anytime soon. He took it very seriously and said that he will have to remind his friend about that.